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menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

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staybronzeponyboy:

lucifer-the-morning-star:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

NEVER AGAIN WILL WE TALK ABOUT IT

It has a fucking penis

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

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fostermonster:

I need to have feelings for someone that’s fucking single
My life
700% done

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